I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again. I really hope this isn’t the highlight of my career. A high schooler friend of mine likes to wear his pants low, as is the style of young people today. However, every time he would bend over, it’s like the opening of the Ark of the Covenant in Indiana Jones, a horror all of his friends are very well aware of. For his birthday I decided to return the favor, and I also bought him a new belt.